HONDABURNS HOMEGROWN HOMILIES
courtesy of our Good Friend HondaBurn
Swine flu threatens us all, the long and the short and the tall, the wild and the meek, the strong and the weak, and those with only one ball.
When Billys hernia let go, his innards just went with the flow, intestines perforated, his entrails cascaded all down his front don't you know.
The recession is making me froth, I can only afford to eat broth, politicians meanwhile, they smirk and they smile, with noses stuck deep in the trough.
The chief justice had pushed it too far, said a dead women was driving his car, eventually he conceded, the speed limit he had exceeded, embarrassed disgraced and disbarred.
The defence minister should have known better, old Turnbull hunted him like a setter, when his scam came to light, the bullet he did bite, and sent off his resignation letter.
