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A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I’m sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says…that was my sister…her mom just died too! ... Read More
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin? Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be. And the third was in Tech Support, and kept saying “Don’t worry, it’ll be up any minute now…” ... Read More
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show
me."
She takes her finger and
pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette
are you?"
She says, "No, I'm
really a blonde."
"I thought
so," he says. "Your fi... Read More
BEARD Definition
The hair that grows on the chin, lips, and adjacent parts of the human face, chiefly of male adults. ...........................................................................................................
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! -Minnie Pearl .............................................................................. Read More
Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: ''You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?'' The guy says ''I'm from Iowa.'' The bartender asks, '''What th hell'you do in Iowa?'' The guy respon... Read More
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