Title: DINNER AT SWEETIE’S
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Blog Entry: DINNER AT SWEETIE’S I had dinner with my sweetie At his home the other night I knew he’d make a special treat At least I hoped he might He set out all the crockery fine With his best linen pressed Silver knives and forks and spoons I really was impressed I said “What’s for dinner sweetie?” He flashed a cheeky smile And replied “I know you’ll love it It’ll be ready in just a while” Well I got a little suspicious For I noticed that no smell Was coming from his kitchen And no food was there as well Nothing cooking on the stove So sign of chook nor fish And he knew spaghetti marinara Was my favourite dish The stereo played slow love songs The candles were aglow He certainly was cooking something up But what? I did not know As he led me away from the kitchen My hopes began to crumble When he took me to the main bedroom I heard my tummy rumble He set me down upon the bed And then to my surprise He grabbed a blood red silken tie And wrapped it round my eyes I started feeling worried This was not his normal behaviour What could be for dinner here And what could I find to savour? I could hear him rustling round a bit What was taking him so long I’d known him over six months now But could I have judged him wrong? Did he have a darker side? Was he into kinky stuff? Well everything here seemed OK I knew I just had to trust Then I felt his hand so gentle As he slowly released my blindfold I opened my eyes and before me Was such a sight to behold He had totally turned his body From his crown to his toenail tip Into a savoury sensation And in his hand... a packet of chips Well, I could not hold back the laughter I was rolling about in a fit Then he held out the packet and said, So solemn...”Would you like a dip?” After removing the hair from the pate To my delight it tasted divine And he kept a supply of rice crackers Propped up ‘tween his toes in a line Well I tried the cream cheese on his fingers His belly button olives were yum But I kept coming back for my favourite The guacamole smeared on his buns He’d gone to a lot of trouble To find all my favourite things I especially liked the arrangement Of the cheezles and burger rings I shared all the treats with my sweetie Towards the end I was starting to slow He gave me a wink and suggested I finish off with a big cheerio Needless to say... There were no further courses We sent out for pizza instead After sweetie had showered we ate it Propped up in our crumb filled bed Now our relationship’s taken on new meaning As we share in our new found delight In fact I’ve invited my sweetie For dessert round at my place tonight! Copyright; Arcadia Flynn From her book 'Poems from the Heart of my Bottom'
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